long weekend.
more sleeeeeeeeep!

hi kristie :)

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fob = fresh off boat.
wannabe fobs = wannabe fresh off boats.

you'd have to stuff yourself back into your mummy's uterus
and tell her to give birth to you somewhere in asia. if you want to be a real fob.
yes, wannabe fobs would never be actual fobs.

it's really saddening when they use the stupid online translator
and then translate a huge chunk of
brushes through : straight long black hair
candles blown out : ???
looks through : big dark brown eyes.
and acts like they typed out the whole thing.

it doesn't work ok?

EXAMPLE:
brushes through : straight long black hair
translates into - 通過刷子： 長期直接黑髮
literally meaning - through a brush : long term-direct-black hair.

stupid people.
you have no idea how retarded your pages looks when people who can actually read/understand reads it.
you won't turn into a fucking fob by doing that.
or buying 'fobby' clothes. (japan is like. the only place where people actually wears all those. combinations of clothes. go to.. say.. taiwan, you have no idea how trendy they are. they wear clothes that are PERFECTLY NORMAL.)
or watch asian movies with full on english subs and go yeah i understand it! (wankingone is an exception)
or having pictures of millions of asian shows on your picture albums.

if you really want to be a fob.
and cannot find a way to squeeze back into your mum's uterus.
then. what you do is. go to school in an asian country.
for around 10 years. learn the language. PROPERLY.
and go back to a caucasian country.

yes. to all those wannabe fobs out there.
you suck.

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can you feel the love tonight?
no, i really can't.

✎Written at 11:30 pm on Friday, 6 June 2008

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