My DHP2 thoughts

I am warning you all right now, this is basically the same length as Hogwarts: A History. EXCEPT, I talk in caps and gibberish a lot and I swear a bit and yeah don’t read this if you want something that makes sense and is short. This is not in chronological order, It’s just in the order of how I want to talk about things.

• I almost passed out from the sheer excitement and fear that I felt as I entered the cinema. I have never in my life been so overwhelmed and anxious for a film. I don’t know how to put into words how badly I needed this movie to be right. AND IT WAS.
• The fact that they started with Lily’s Theme made me cry straight away. I did think it was a little weird that they didn’t use something like Hedwig’s theme, but when I came to the end of the movie I realized why they did that. I had, for the most part, kept myself together but then AS SOON AS I HEARD THOSE FEW FAMILIAR NOTES OF LEAVING HOGWARTS I LOST IT ALL OVER AGAIN. GOD DAMN THOSE CLEVER, SADISTIC BASTARDS AT WARNER BROTHERS.
• ALSO THE SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. I FELT THE SADNESS IN MY EARDRUMS.
• The opening shot of Hogwarts with the dementors, and then SNAPE. OH MY G O D SNAPE. IT WAS SUCH A POWERFUL SHOT. I FELT LIKE I WAS GOING TO BE SICK WITH HOW OVERWHELMED I WAS BY HIM. HE LOOKED SO SAD AND NUMB BY WHAT HOGWARTS HAD BECOME AND HE MUST HAVE FELT RESPONSIBLE FOR IT ALL AND I JUST COULDN’T FUCKING DEAL WITH ALL THE EMOTIONS THAT TOOK OVER ME. AND GOD LILY’S THEME PLAYING AT THE SAME TIME GHWHEFGJDF;GDG’LDFKFGDFG;LDF’LGLDKFJ DEADDEADEAD I WAS DEAD ALREADY.
• “The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter, that much has always been clear.”
• SHOOT ME DOWN MR. OLLIVANDER. I LOVE YOU. I. LOVE. YOU. YOU BEAUTIFUL, FRAGILE MAN. He looked so sad and lonely and wah I really just wanted to give him a cup of tea and a blanket and to keep him company.
• Helena had Hermione’s character down so well. I almost, for a second, thought it was Emma playing Bellatrix. That doesn’t even make sense but wow that was a job well done. OMSDJHD AND WHEN RON IS LIKE, “HEY, EASY”, TO THE ELF WHEN HE’S ALL UP IN HERMIONE’S KNEES FOR SAYING GOOD MORNING TO A PASSERBY. GOD MY OTP. G O D.
• There was this awkward cleavage shot in Gringotts from Hermione lmfao. I thought that was weird, but I guess it was unavoidable.
• ALSO, RUPERT LOOKED DAMN FINE WITH THAT BEARD OKAY. I WOULD HIT IT. I WOULD HIT IT HARD.
• OMG WHEN HERMIONE WAS BEING ALL HBIC AS SHE DODGED THOSE SPELLS AND JUMPED ON THE BACK OF THE DRAGON. JESUS CHRIST I COULDN’T BREATHE WITH HOW MUCH LOVE I FELT FOR HER IN THAT MOMENT. IT WAS SO GREAT. The dragon was beautiful also, it was how I pictured it would be. I cried a little harder when I saw its wounds. WAH AND HERMIONE’S FACE WHEN SHE SAW THE DRAGON. GIRL, WE WERE FEELING THE SAME THINGS. WE SHARED A MOMENT OKAY. WE BONDED.
• OMG OKAY SO RUPERT AND DAN BEING ALL PASTY WHITE IN DAYLIGHT MADE ME LAUGH, NEGL. THEY WERE JUST COLD AND GOD TANS DON’T EXIST IN ENGLAND, DO THEY? THAT’S WHY SO MANY OF YOU BUY THEM IN BOTTLES. BLESS YOU ALL.
• DanRad’s performance in this movie was just so flawless I could have puked rainbows. I PHYSICALLY felt his anguish and omg a perfect example of this is when he became upset once he realized Aberforth had Sirius’ mirror. GOD YOU WERE GREAT BB. I loved watching his face and ugh it was the best kind of torture.
• WHEN I SAW NEVILLE’S FACE OMG I WAS SO HAPPY. I SQUEALED. I WAS WHISPERING HIS NAME WHEN ABEFORTH SENT ARIANA TO GO AND GET HIM, AND THEN HE APPEARED AND I CRIED EVEN MORE.
• The lack of Dumbledore in this movie upset me. There was no proper explanation about his history and I feel like they handled him so badly. I don’t know how to properly articulate how upset it made me. Dumbledore was a good man and I just hated how they made him look like the bad guy. It felt so CHILDISH because I knew they were portraying Snape as the good guy and I just, I hated that. They were complex characters and we aren’t so dumb that we can’t handle two of them at once. We know who they are, we know their flaws. The least they could have done was make them both look like they were good, because they were and that is what they deserved.
• GOD OKAY THEY DID THIS WITH JAMES POTTER, TOO. WE ARE GIVEN NOTHING BUT SNAPE’S MEMORIES OF HIM, ESPECIALLY IN THIS MOVIE (ALSO HAPPENED IN OOTP), WHICH ONLY SHOW HIM BEING CRUEL AND HORRIBLE AND OMG IT’S JUST THE WORST THING. THIS ONE-SIDED STORY CRAP CAN JUST GO AWAY.
• AND THEN IN THE RESURRECTION SCENE WE GET MAYBE 2 SECONDS OF HIM SMILING AT HARRY OMG I’M KILLING MYSELF
• OMG LET ME JUST FULLY GO INTO THE RESURRECTION SCENE NOW OKAY IT HURT MY SOUL. I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN SO MUCH PAIN FROM A MOVIE SCENE. WHEN HARRY WENT TO GRAB LILY’S HAND BUT HE COULDN’T I WANTED TO ROLL OVER AND DIE. AND THEN JUST SEEING REMUS FACE AFTER HE HAD DIED NOT LONG AGO AND GODDAMN IT YOU HAD A NICE MUSTACHE SIRUS. AND “UNTIL THE VERY END.”THDHFHFGLJFKKD;GjhdsjfhJHDFJHG I AM IN A GLASS CASE OF E M O T I O N.
• GOD I LOVED THE HUMOR IN THIS MOVIE. A++++++ ALL OVER IT. AND THAT’S A BIG SURPRISE BECAUSE I’VE ALWAYS HATED THE HUMOR IN YATES’ MOVIES. UGH WHEN LUNA MENTIONED THE LOST DIADEM AND RON WAS ALL, “OH, BLOODY HELL, HERE WE GO.” OMG IT WAS PERFECT. AND THEN WHEN GINNY RAN INTO THE ROOM AND SHE SAW HARRY AND RON WAS EXCITED BUT THEN HE GOT ALL UPSET BECAUSE SHE IGNORED HIM AND HE SAID “SIX MONTHS SHE HASN’T SEEN ME AND IT’S LIKE I’M FRANKIE FIRST YEAR.” GODHFJLDG DFLHDFLJGDF;GKLDFLGDFG IT WAS PERFECT. IT WAS SO HIM.
• lmfao at Harry being all “despite your exhaustive defensive strategies, you still have a bit of a security problem.” HARRY, DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU OF ALL THE TIMES HOGWARTS DEFENSIVE STRATEGIES HAVE FAILED?
• MINVERVA
• MCGONAGALL
• I AM GETTING TEARY-EYED THINKING ABOUT HER RIGHT NOW J F C
• I HAVE NEVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE FELT SO MUCH LOVE FOR A CHARACTER LIKE I DID WHEN SHE DEFENDED HARRY. I ACTUALLY GASPED AND THEN STARTED CLAPPING. IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING SHE HAS EVER DONE.
• GOD AND THEN SNAPE DIDN’T FIGHT BACK BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO HURT HER.
• GOD.
• AND THEN
• AND THEN
• WHEN EVERYONE IN THE HALL STARTED APPLAUDING AND HEDWIG’S THEME STARTED PLAYING AND SHE WAVED HER WAND AND LIGHT WAS BROUGHT INTO THE HALL JFHFHFHFYFHF;LDJGDLJFG’
• omg those dumbass girls SCREAMING when Voldemort did his voice-over. Voldemort’s voice didn’t bother me at at ALL compared to those DUMB SCREAMS and I just felt embarrassed for them. JUST SHUT UP NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU SCREAM. NOBODY.
• AND THEN WHEN MCGONAGALL WENT ALL HBIC AND SENT SLYTHERIN TO THE DUNGEONS.
• SO
• MUCH
• LOVE
• “POTTER, IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU.”
• “BOOM!”
• “WHY DON’T YOU CONFER WITH MR. FINNIGAN? AS I RECALL HE HAS A PARTICULAR PROCLIVITY FOR PYROTECHNICS.”
• “AND HIS NAME IS VOLDEMORT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL USE IT. HE’S GOING TO TRY TO KILL YOU EITHER WAY.”
• “HOGWARTS IS THREATENED. MAN THE BOUNDARIES, PROTECT US. DO YOUR DUTY TO YOUR SCHOOL.”
• “I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO USE THAT SPELL.”
• OMG I AM JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE THERE I AM BREAKING DOWN AT THESE LINES I CAN’T COPE WITH HER PERFECTION.
• LUNA OMG LUNA!!!!!
• MY PRECIOUS RAVENCLAW BB
• Speaking of Ravenclaw I’m disappointed we didn’t get to see their common room. ALL WE’VE EVER SEEN IS GRYFFINDOR AND SLYTHERIN AND I JUST WANTED A BIT OF PURPLE IN MY LIFE OK.
• BACK TO LUNA
• “HARRY POTTER, YOU LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW.”
• SO MANY LEADING FEMALES IN THIS MOVIE I’M ABOUT TO KEEL OVER AND DIE.
• OMG HELENA RAVENCLAW WAS BADASS. I HAD CHILLS OKAY, ACTUAL CHILLS. WHEN HER FACE DISTORTED AND HER EYES BECAME WEIRD AND SCARY OMG IS SHE IN MY HOUSE I’M SCARED NOW
• THE
• KISS
• HOW DO I GET INTO THIS MOTHER OF AN EVENT?
• IT WAS PERFECT. IT WAS SPONTANEOUS. IT WAS SO VERY THEM AND I JUST LOVE HOW THEY LAUGHED AFTERWARDS AND HOW HERMIONE LOOKED AT RON AND IT WAS SO PERFECT OMG KILL ME PLEASE.
• OMG GUYS AND HOW THEY KEPT BEING ALL:
• YOU’RE BRILLIANT
• NO YOU’RE BRILLIANT
• OIDNFJDFG;DFG GET MARRIED GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU’RE TOO ADORABLE
• AND HOW RON KEPT ON TRYING TO IMPRESS HERMIONE LIKE
• HEY HERMIONE
• I NOTICED HARRY TALKS IN HIS SLEEP SO I CAN GET US IN WITH NO PROBLEMS AIN’T THAT THE COOLEST THING? YES? I LOVE YOU!
• AND HEY REMEMBER THAT THING YOU SAID ABOUT THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT!!! I REMEMBERED THAT!!! BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!!!
• OH MY GOD AND THEN:
• “THAT’S MY GIRLFRIEND, YOU NUMPTY.”
• WHY AM I ALIVE WHY WHY WHY
• GOD AND I AM SO GLAD THEY HAD RON SAY: “IF WE DIE FOR THEM HARRY, I’M GONNA KILL YOU.” BEAUTIFUL. PERFECT. THANKS FOR THAT BIT.
• BUT
• I ALSO REALLY WANTED RON TO SAY: “THAT’S THE SECOND TIME WE’VE SAVED YOUR LIFE TONIGHT YOU TWO-FACED BASTARD!” BUT UGH OKAY I CAN’T COMPLAIN THEY AT LEAST HAD THE ONE LINE RIGHT.
• WAH OKAY WHEN NEVILLE WAS ON THE BRIDGE BEING ALL
• YEAH.
• OMG BABY WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE
• I LAUGHED SO MUCH WHEN HE STARTED TO RUN AND!!!! I LOVED THE SOUND THE MAGIC MADE WHEN IT WAS DESTROYING THE BRIDGE. IT WAS LIKE PEWPEWPEW.
• AND THEN WHEN THEY’RE INSIDE THE CASTLE AND HE’S SAYS
• “I FEEL LIKE I CAN SPIT FIYAH!”
• OH MY GOD YOU GUYS OH MY GOD LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW
• LUNA AND NEVILLE ARE CANON
• “HAVE YOU SEEN LUNA? I’M WILD ABOUT HER.”
• OMG I QUIT MY LIFE HERE AND NOW. REASON #10017474 THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING. THEY MADE MY ULTIMATE OTP CANON.
• AND THEN AT THE END WHEN LUNA GOES TO SIT NEXT TO NEVILLE AND IT’S SO HEAVILY IMPLIED THAT THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL BABIES AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER LIKE EVERYONE ELSE OMG I AHSDHLGJ;DFS’KJDFG YES! THAT IS MORE THAN I COULD HAVE EVER ASKED FOR.
• GOD AND WHEN NEVILLE KILLED NAGINI. SO PROUD OF YOU BB. SO PROUD. YOU ARE A HERO AND YOU MADE IT BULLETPROOF WHEN YOU STOOD UP TO VOLDEMORT. THIS IS WHY YOU’RE IN GRYFFINDOR, NEVILLE. THIS. IS. WHY.
• BUT LET’S BACKTRACK A LITTLE BIT
• When Ginny kissed Harry, I had to ship them. I don’t know how anybody couldn’t ship them then. All she said was, “I know.” and GOD IT WAS LIKE SHE JUST UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING HE WAS GOING THROUGH AND SHE WANTED HIM TO KNOW SHE WAS THERE NO MATTER WHAT AND THAT SHE’D ALWAYS LOVE HIM AND UGHHHHH. PERFECT.
• Draco’s hair looked nice for once…
• like lmfao his hair has never looked good to me and all of the sudden in this it looked NICE. MAN, AT THE END WHEN HIS PARENTS WERE ALL, COME TO US DRACO. HIS HAIR WAS WAVY AND I WAS LIKE OMG DO YOU WANNA FIX THAT? DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR FUCKING HAIR?! WHAT ON EARTH? NO, OKAY WAIT, WAIT IT LOOKS NICE? WHAT ARE YOU MAKING ME FEEL?
• Also okay let’s go to how the Malfoy family was handled in this movie. IT WAS PERFECT. When Draco and Narcissa were holding hands at the end and we were given a final shot of Lucius face I just sobbed. They all just love each other so much and they never wanted any of this and Draco has been so misguided his entire life and he’s just such a SHIT and god I love them all so much.
• Now moving on to the connection between Harry and Voldemort. This was so painfully real in this film. I didn’t know what to DO with myself every time it was shown. We’ve always known it’s there, we’ve seen glimpses of it but nothing of this magnitude and wow it was the most difficult thing to witness. I didn’t want Harry to suffer but I knew he had to in order forVoldemort to die and UGH IT WAS SO HARD TO WATCH. Ralph Fiennes did such a superb job as Voldemort. I had no problem hating him and that’s when you KNOW they’ve done a good acting job. I was just so amazed at how well he portrayed the fear Voldemort felt as he was slowly dying. LET’S JUST GIVE EVERYONE IN THIS MOVIE AN AWARD, OKAY?
• OMG ABERFORTH BEING ALL BADASS WITH HIS PATRONUS. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT MEMORY HE USED. I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW BRIGHT IT WAS. I WAS JUST WAH DROOL AND TEARS EVERYWHERE.
• OKAY, now the Princes Tale.
  I loved the parts between Lily and Snape as children so much omg. They were in this beautiful green place and Snape made the leaves fly like butterflies and uuuuuuughhh everything was so gorgeous. BUT, MY ISSUE WITH THIS SCENE: It was, again, the whole making James look like a dick based purely on Snape’s memories, and it was making Dumbledore look like the bad guy. And then there was Harry finding out he was the last Horcrux. That was really off-putting to me and it didn’t feel right in any way. Especially when Snape said to Dumbledore, “you’ve kept him alive to die at the opportune moment. You’ve raised him like a pig for slaughter.” JESUS THAT WAS SO UNNECESSARY WHY SAY THAT W H Y
• GOD OKAY AND THEN DUMBLEDORE LOOKING LIKE THE BIGGEST SCUMBAG IN THE ENTIRE PLANET AND SAYING THINGS LIKE, “BUT WHAT WILL I GET IN RETURN?” AND “IF YOU REALLY LOVED HER” AND “HE HAS HER EYES” TO SUCH A MENTALLY UNSTABLE PERSON WHDFJLGDFG OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP
• but okay those things aside it was so emotional in a way that broke me completely WHICH BRINGS ME TO:
• ALAN
• FUCKING
• RICKMAN
• YOU DESERVE EVERY AWARD IN HISTORY
• NOBEL PEACE PRICE?
• YOURS.
• GRAMMY?
• FUCK MAN, YOUR VOICE DESERVES IT.
• JUST TAKE IT ALL.
• I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW MUCH EMOTION HE DISPLAYED. I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW AMAZING HIS PERFORMANCE WAS.
• LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY: ALAN’S PERFORMANCE MAKES THIS MOVIE.
• I WAS SO BLOWN AWAY OMG I AM STILL BLOWN AWAY I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FORMULATE WORDS TO EXPLAIN HOW…….. WOW. JUST. WOW.
• HE HELD HER BODY YOU GUYS
• HE
• HELD
• HER
• BODY
• I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE UNIVERSE WANTS ME TO DO WITH THIS
• WHY DID I HAVE TO BEAR WITNESS TO SUCH A MOMENT?
• IT WAS SO PAINFUL. IT WAS FUCKING HEARTBREAKING. I WAS TRYING MY UTMOST NOT TO MAKE A SOBBING SOUND BUT I FAILED. SEVERAL TIMES.
• GOD AND THEN THE PARALLELS BETWEEN LILY AND SNAPE FROM WHEN DUMBLEDORE ASKED HIM “AFTER ALL THIS TIME?” AND WHEN HARRY ASKS HER “YOU’LL STAY WITH ME?” AND THEY BOTH REPLY “ALWAYS.” OMG SHOOT ME. JUST POINT IT AT MY HEART AND PULL.
• I WANTED TO DIE. I FELT A PHYSICAL PAIN IN MY CHEST AT HOW HEARTBROKEN HE WAS AND I KNEW MY HEART WAS BREAKING WITH HIM AND I NEVER WISH TO EXPERIENCE SUCH A FEELING EVER AGAIN.
• Now this brings me to Snape’s death… I didn’t mind that it was in the boathouse and not the Shrieking Shack. It was a change I was comfortable with. It didn’t seem needed, like so many of the changes, but it wasn’t major. The physicality of his death was true to the books and just as equally, if not more-so, heartbreaking to go through.
• Let me go through the other death’s as well. One that I really needed to see was Fred, and this is because of Percy, you little shit. YOU MEANT EVERYTHING TO FRED. HE WELCOMED YOU BACK FIRST. AND YOU WERE THERE RIGHT NEXT TO HIM WHEN HE DIED. WHY WASN’T HIS DEATH THERE WHY WHYWHYWHWYWHWYWHWYWHWYHW I NEEDED THAT CLOSURE I NEEDED TO SEE YOU BE UPSET PERCY YOU HAVE RUINED A LOT FOR EVERYONE AND I NEEDED THAT WHY WHY W H Y
• UGH AND BEFORE THAT YOU GUYS B E F O R E T H A T
• “You alright, Freddie?”
  “Yeah.”
  “Me too.”
• AND THEN THE KNOCKED ELBOWS OH MY GOD THEY HAD TEARS IN THEIR EYES AND NOW I AM SOBBING ALL OVER AGAIN.
• Tonks and Remus………… idk about this. It just felt like so much at once because we see Fred and then its BAM-IN-YOUR-FACE-CRY-SOME-MORE-WHY-DON’T-YOU
• GOD OKAY LET’S TALK ABOUT HARRY’S “DEATH” NOW.
  I thought this went really well. Dumbledore looked so much like Gandalf whasjldfs;lk;dfgjj. I loved that he said all those lines to him, especially: “Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, those who live without love.” GOD I NEEDED THAT. I NEEDED THE WISE DUMBLEDORE THAT HARRY LOVED SO MUCH.
• BUT OMG OK THE BLOOD COVERED BABY VOLDEMORT WITH FULL-GROWN HANDS AND FEET: NO ME GUSTA. I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT SHIT WHILE I WAS CRYING OVER MY POPCORN OKAY.
• OMG AND VOLDEMORT PUSHING BELLATRIX OFF OF HIM LMAO OKAY, MAN. OKAY. THE ONE CRAZY BITCH THAT’S SHOWED YOU ANY KIND OF “LOVE” AND YOU PUSH HER AWAY, AND INSTEAD YOU GO AHEAD AND HUG THE ONE BOY THAT SECRETLY WISHES YOU WERE DEAD. I WISH I UNDERSTOOD YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS.
• ughfjLJDFDG THIS IS PHYSICALLY PAINING ME TO TYPE, BUT HAGRID’S AND MCGONAGALL’S FACE WHEN THEY BOTH THOUGHT HARRY WAS DEAD.
• THE SCREAM GINNY MADE.
• VOLDEMORT’S STUPID GODDAMN LAUGH.
• OMG DID ANYBODY NOTICE RON’S DEMON EYES DURING THIS SCENE TOO? I THOUGHT IT WAS A SCREEN GLITCH OR DIRT ON THE FABRIC BUT THAT WAS SOME WEIRD-ASS DEMONIC POSSESSION.
• OKAY HERE IS THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT FOR ME IN THE ENTIRE FILM: VOLDEMORT’SDEATH.
• THAT BITCH DIED IN FRONT OF NOBODY.
• NOTHING WAS EXPLAINED
• GOD YOU GUYS I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS:
• “You won’t be killing anyone else tonight,” said Harry as they circled, and stared into each other’s eyes, green into red. “You won’t be able to kill any of them ever again. Don’t you get it? I was ready to die to stop you from hurting these people—”
  “But you did not!”
  “— I meant to, and that’s what it did. I’ve done what my mother did. They’re protected from you. Haven’t you noticed how none of the spells you put on them are binding? You can’t torture them. You can’t touch them. You don’t learn from your mistakes, Riddle, do you?”
• WHY WASN’T THIS IN THE MOVIE?
• THIS PART WAS SO IMPERATIVE TO THE UNDERSTANDING OF VOLDEMORT’S GREATEST FLAW: THAT HE CAN’T UNDERSTAND LOVE. HE CAN’T. UNDERSTAND. LOVE.
• YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM STILL LITTLE CONFUSED AS TO HOW HE EVEN DIED IN THE FILM.
• It was almost as if he died because Nagini was killed and they were like, well hey let’s make him spontaneously combust and fly away in ash form!!!! That’s a fun new technique to experiment with!!! BUT LET’S TRY IT ON BELLATRIX FIRST!!! YAY!!!
• No.
• BUT OMG
• MRS. WEASLEY.
• I AM STILL MENTALLY APPLAUDING YOU. YOU ARE MY HERO.
• “NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH.” G O D THE DELIVERY ON THIS LINE WAS A+
• ALSO WHY DID VOLDEMORT’S ROBES TURN INTO AN OCTOPUS AND WHY DID HE BITCHSLAP HARRY OMG THERE IS SO MUCH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS SCENE. IT’S LIKE I WAS WAITING FOR MAD-EYE TO POP OUT AND JUST BE ALL: YOU HAVE A WAND!!!!! USE IT!!!!!
• ALSO DOES ANYBODY WANT TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHEN HARRY AND VOLDEMORT WENT OVER THE EDGE AND THEIR FACES SORT OF MELDED TOGETHER? WHAT WAS THAT? WHY DID THAT HAPPEN? WHY DID I HAVE TO SEE THAT?
• OMG AND I LOVE HOW HARRY SNAPPED THE WAND AND THREW IT INTO THE NOTHINGNESS. IT WAS JUST SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT BECAUSE I THINK HAD THAT BEEN GIVEN TO HARRY AT ANOTHER OTHER TIME HE WOULD HAVE KEPT IT AND MY BABY HAD JUST LEARNED SO MUCH AND HE HAD OVERCOME THE VERY MEANING OF HIS EXISTENCE AND HSDFDGJFLGDJFGLK;DFGSDKJ;LF I WANTED HIM TO DO THAT IN THE BOOK BUT IT DOESN’T BOTHER ME AT ALL THAT HE DIDN’T.
• GOD I LOVED FILCH TOO. HE WAS JUST SO UGH I’M A SQUIB AND ALL I CAN DO IS SWEEP THE FLOORS AND COMPLAIN WITH MY CAT. I LOVE YOU MAN, NEVER CHANGE.
• AND NOW ON TO THE EPILOGUE.
• Everyone in the epilogue looked ADORABLE. It was awkward that Ron had a potbelly tbh but they didn’t focus on him for that long so I thought it was okay. ALSO Malfoy and Harry didn’t nod at each other w a h. I thought that was sad because it would have taken two seconds for them to have done that, but apparently Voldemort hugging Draco was enough. Or something.
• I loved the choice of the child actors; they were all so beautiful and cute and okay so Albus Severus had a weird hairdo but whatever he had a nice face (YOU KNOW WHO’S HAIR I’M THINKING OF. I KNOW YOU DO, BUT I REFUSE TO SAY HIS NAME). I ACTUALLY DON’T HATE THE NAME ALBUS SEVERUS SO MUCH MUCH NOW. IT SOUNDS NICE? I THINK THIS IS THE DEPRESSION SPEAKING TBQH.
• ALSO HI HEY WHAT ABOUT TEDDY WHERE DID HE GO YOU CAN’T JUST MENTION HIM ONCE OKAY THERE IS SHIT TO BE SAID ABOUT THIS KID BECAUSE HE MIRRORS WHAT HAPPENED TO HARRY. BOTH OF THEM ARE ORPHANS BECAUSE OF VOLDEMORT. IT’S SO TRAGICALLY POETIC THAT THIS HAPPENED; THAT VOLDEMORT STILL CAUSED SO MUCH DAMAGE BUT THAT TEDDY MADE IT OUT OKAY BECAUSE HE HAS HARRY. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE OK. I NEEDED HIM TO BE THERE AND HE WASN’T.
• lol I think they used the same girl who played Harry’s mum as a child to play their child, but I could be wrong. I was sobbing too hard to even care about the details. Overall It was beautiful. I am so happy that it ended on all three of them look at the Hogwarts Express leaving BECAUSE YES LET’S GO BACK TO MY LOVE FOR PARALLELES: WE ENDED ON THE THREE OF THEM LOOKING AWAY FROM HOGWARTS AND WE COULD SEE THEIR BEAUTIFUL FACES AND GOD I just love the trio with every fiber of my being and this ending felt so right. I don’t know how anybody can complain about this ending. CHEESY ENDINGS MAKE THE WORLD GO ‘ROUND. I really wanted James to say: “But I can’t give a Professor love!” but it’s okay, overall this was a great movie and I really cannot complain. I love Harry Potter so much and this was perfect closure to such a huge part of my life.
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